An Also My Shirt Ripped

Link #havve a thesaurus at the ready #youre goin to be usin so many fuckin wwords #although i wwouldnt knoww #i havvent tried this tip out yet #maybe i should #once upon a time #there wwas a sexy seadweller #an he had ripplin muscles an all a that shit #it wwas hot ok dont fuckin ask me #anywway #he wwas flounderin along #wwhen suddenly a particular landdwweller caught his eye #an suddenly his shirt ripped #an he wwas like #kar i am here noww #an also my shirt ripped #an then kar wwas like ooh eri ooh #he swwooned wwhile he said it an evverythin #so i wwas like lets do it #an he wwas like yeah ok #an evveryone in a #i dont knoww #three hundred an fourteen fuckin radius or somethin #wwas like #wwoww thats sexy #id get more detailed about the pailin #but thats none a your business #so stop snoopin