Because No Ship-of-the-damned Cruise Nightmare
Link #despite what people may try to tell you #this is in fact the only type of cruise #to hell i mean #and you know this story is fiction #because no ship-of-the-damned cruise nightmare #ever saw anyone's wife become a willing prey to lust #or featured anything as great as a dancing clapping corpse #all you're getting on a cruise is bordeom #norovirus #and demons for your companions