‘Oh! I can make some tea, if you’d like some.’
“Pfft. Hardly. I just have better taste than 80% of them is all. I had an
Instagram once but was removed because - well - it’s a VERY long story.
Let’s just say I violated a few TOS.” And he did, at least a lot of the taxidermists
and oddity collectors on the platform probably enjoyed his stuff.
‘Oh! I can make some tea, if you’d like some.’
“Pfft. Hardly. I just have better taste than 80% of them is all. I had an
Instagram once but was removed because - well - it’s a VERY long story.
Let’s just say I violated a few TOS.” And he did, at least a lot of the taxidermists
and oddity collectors on the platform probably enjoyed his stuff.
“Not if you don’t have a visitor’s pass. This is an actual classroom. The projects here aren’t supposed to be seen.” Maybe if he subtly tells him he doesn’t like it when people (coughhimselfcough) look at their unfinished projects they get antsy. “What are you doing here, anyway? I mean you look like either a thief, a molester, or a murderer. Please tell me you’re not any of those.”
“Oops.” Is the only dry, sarcastic remark he utters with a shrug of leather clad shoulders, enough motion to make the jacket GROAN in protest.
“Not if you don’t have a visitor’s pass. This is an actual classroom. The projects here aren’t supposed to be seen.” Maybe if he subtly tells him he doesn’t like it when people (coughhimselfcough) look at their unfinished projects they get antsy. “What are you doing here, anyway? I mean you look like either a thief, a molester, or a murderer. Please tell me you’re not any of those.”
“Oops.” Is the only dry, sarcastic remark he utters with a shrug of leather clad shoulders, enough motion to make the jacket GROAN in protest.