FEAR NOT HUMANS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM HERE TO HELP
(A Post-Pacifist Papyrus Ask Blog, Icon by Mitokondrio) MY BROTHER HAS INFORMED ME THAT THERE ARE MANY HUMANS ONLINE WISHING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH A COOL SKELETON GUY. SEEING AS I AM SO VERY GREAT, I THOUGHT I WOULD OFFER MY SERVICES AS YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.