Smart Ass Commentary on Pornish Things

Smart Ass Commentary on Pornish Things

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trashythingsgohere:Here for a good timeI don’t think I could... trashythingsgohere:Here for a good timeI don’t think I could... DMCA
Seems like something’s missing…… Seems like something’s missing…… DMCA
Still going at it…. Still going at it…. DMCA
Jack…. Are you sure the Doctor said your heart was strong... Jack…. Are you sure the Doctor said your heart was strong... DMCA
Dude…. Look what $50 will get you off... Dude…. Look what $50 will get you off... DMCA
Where exactly is the Ugly Furniture Store at?…… Where exactly is the Ugly Furniture Store at?…… DMCA
My friend…. They call him Stubby….. My friend…. They call him Stubby….. DMCA
More Nice Wall Art….. More Nice Wall Art….. DMCA
Nice Wall Art….. Nice Wall Art….. DMCA
Pubic Style: Small Penis….. Pubic Style: Small Penis….. DMCA
Guess who went to Burger King today?…… Guess who went to Burger King today?…… DMCA
Remind me to look for this set at Macy’s…… Remind me to look for this set at Macy’s…… DMCA
I think she could fit a 3rd in there….. I think she could fit a 3rd in there….. DMCA
They didn’t have Rimjobs for Dummies down at the Barnes &... They didn’t have Rimjobs for Dummies down at the Barnes &... DMCA
Now that’s what I want….. A fridge on the back... Now that’s what I want….. A fridge on the back... DMCA
Fred….. You want some of this?……. Fred….. You want some of this?……. DMCA
You go ahead and watch the game, honey…. I’m just going... You go ahead and watch the game, honey…. I’m just going... DMCA
Remember fans…. The April debut…. of the Adult... Remember fans…. The April debut…. of the Adult... DMCA
Jennifer…. I don’t know…. It just seems like you... Jennifer…. I don’t know…. It just seems like you... DMCA
Makes me think….. I’ll examine my bread very carefully... Makes me think….. I’ll examine my bread very carefully... DMCA
Remember fans…. The April debut…. of the Adult... Remember fans…. The April debut…. of the Adult... DMCA
Jack…. Are you sure the Doctor said your heart was strong... Jack…. Are you sure the Doctor said your heart was strong... DMCA
trashythingsgohere:Here for a good timeI don’t think I could... trashythingsgohere:Here for a good timeI don’t think I could... DMCA
Seems like something’s missing…… Seems like something’s missing…… DMCA
Still going at it…. Still going at it…. DMCA
Dude…. Look what $50 will get you off... Dude…. Look what $50 will get you off... DMCA
Where exactly is the Ugly Furniture Store at?…… Where exactly is the Ugly Furniture Store at?…… DMCA
My friend…. They call him Stubby….. My friend…. They call him Stubby….. DMCA
More Nice Wall Art….. More Nice Wall Art….. DMCA
Nice Wall Art….. Nice Wall Art….. DMCA
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