Eridan's Advice

wwell as it turns out you assbleedin fucktards need all the help you can get so as the most generous act a kindness i could evver do im about to extend my allknowwin hand in your general direction feel free to take it or not its your choice but lemme tell ya i givve plenty a great advvice here you should probably not wwaste that godgivven opportunity noww keep in mind i aint a professional so dont be takin anythin i say to heart alright im just here to listen an help if i can