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(262): I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but... DMCA

(306): Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely... DMCA

badly-drawn-forgemasters:– DMCA

(479): looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and... DMCA

(678): I’ll always be here to give you immoral support. DMCA

(908): Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?(1-908):... DMCA

edude-makes-comics:If anyone wants to draw what the hypothetical... DMCA

@ artists in the CV fandom, who wants to draw one of the acolytes from LoS2 wearing this: DMCA

(501): I just found what appears to be a tooth in my... DMCA

(205): No. I’m just saying it shows no signs of stopping.... DMCA

(352): you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the... DMCA

(707): The strippers from this weekend suck at words with... DMCA

(914): Let’s get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle... DMCA

(614): i dont know whats so great about being respectable. DMCA

(917): Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right?... DMCA

(641): I’m going to ride your dick until it falls off. That... DMCA

You can't afford me. DMCA

(360): DIN’T JUSGE NE. DMCA

(803): Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning DMCA

(416): I never had a problem I couldn’t slut my way out... DMCA

(717): Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf... DMCA