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(717): Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf... DMCA

(707): This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo.... DMCA

edude-makes-comics:Grant never learned if Trevor was joking or... DMCA

(815): Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly... DMCA

(347): If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come... DMCA

(719): I’m stealing this baby.(1-719): Well I always... DMCA

(917): I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city... DMCA

(845): You said “It’s ok guys, I know I’m not... DMCA

(508): Sypha just called me and talked to me in “the... DMCA

(509): Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of... DMCA

(650): I shouldn’t have to tell you to stop throwing... DMCA

(616): Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I... DMCA

toyboxrondo:that’s pretty much the plot DMCA

deniisu:Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow (2003) DMCA

frederator-studios:Placing us at the halfway mark, today we’re... DMCA

(706): Joachim showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel... DMCA

(706): From one hot mess to another… Get it together. DMCA

(360): I keep having to talk grandpa out of putting tequila in... DMCA

(760): Do you need to be saved?(847): No I think I’m God DMCA

(909): do you know your status is “goal for vegas: hook up... DMCA