irrigation ditch mermaid

I’m too old for tumblr. Rundown of the (ir)relevants: P'an. Widow. Homewrecker. Cumslut. Generally unwell. Poly. Pansexual pantheist pantsless. Wicked Queen. Lost Boy. 100% mermaid. Meganerd. Megamedicated. Overeducated. Under the poverty line. Ex-expat. International Woman Of Mystery. Made of rose quartz. Cats. Most strange and extraordinary. No soul to sell. Southern belle. Polymorphously perverse. Drenched in scent. Antlers. Freckles. Puffed sleeves and ruby slippers. Mistress Of Manderley. Late of Summerisle. Bloofer Lady. Killer rack.