Texts from Starkiller

Texts from Starkiller

textsfromstarkiller.tumblr.com
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, some great drunk-texting took place
Photos Videos Latest
Webcam Model(HotWifeLyn69) is live
LIVE
(940): Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next... (940): Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next... DMCA
(406): Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet... (406): Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet... DMCA
(248): Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore? (248): Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore? DMCA
(703): Are you alive?(1-703): I woke up under the pier. (703): Are you alive?(1-703): I woke up under the pier. DMCA
(703): Are you alive?(1-703): I woke up under the pier. (703): Are you alive?(1-703): I woke up under the pier. DMCA
(248): it was an ACCIDENT(734): it was a DICK (248): it was an ACCIDENT(734): it was a DICK DMCA
(248): it was an ACCIDENT(734): it was a DICK (248): it was an ACCIDENT(734): it was a DICK DMCA
(705): i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots... (705): i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots... DMCA
(585): They weren’t kidding when they said “Go Army... (585): They weren’t kidding when they said “Go Army... DMCA
(585): They weren’t kidding when they said “Go Army... (585): They weren’t kidding when they said “Go Army... DMCA
(978): Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to... (978): Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to... DMCA
(704): i just got carded for condoms. wtf…..this is new.... (704): i just got carded for condoms. wtf…..this is new.... DMCA
(919): What do you bring to an “I’m getting divorced... (919): What do you bring to an “I’m getting divorced... DMCA
(919): What do you bring to an “I’m getting divorced... (919): What do you bring to an “I’m getting divorced... DMCA
(513): How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed... (513): How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed... DMCA
(386): idk. a stripper just bit me. I’m so disoriented (386): idk. a stripper just bit me. I’m so disoriented DMCA
(484): You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when... (484): You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when... DMCA
(413): Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that... (413): Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that... DMCA
(407): THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE... (407): THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE... DMCA
(408): You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree... (408): You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree... DMCA
(408): You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree... (408): You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree... DMCA
(407): He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked... (407): He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked... DMCA
(219): I need a fucking roommate.(1-219): You need a fucking... (219): I need a fucking roommate.(1-219): You need a fucking... DMCA
(219): I need a fucking roommate.(1-219): You need a fucking... (219): I need a fucking roommate.(1-219): You need a fucking... DMCA
(416): How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you... (416): How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you... DMCA
(954): I’ve started day drinking because fuck everyone... (954): I’ve started day drinking because fuck everyone... DMCA
(847): Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of... (847): Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of... DMCA
(480): Can I get my morals surgically removed? (480): Can I get my morals surgically removed? DMCA
(708): I’m attracted to him because he looks like the kind... (708): I’m attracted to him because he looks like the kind... DMCA
(570): I fucking love your mom. She’s so drunk and fully... (570): I fucking love your mom. She’s so drunk and fully... DMCA
Prev Next
loading