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nhl-lastnight:(972): It’s not my fault I help girls realize...
nhl-lastnight:(786): I have two bottles of emergency tequila...
nhl-lastnight:(765): You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my...
nhl-lastnight:(734): he kind of stumbled up and said “Bitches...
nhl-lastnight:(904): If I pass out leave the food near me so i...
nhl-lastnight:(863): I just got free tacos, you would be so...
nhl-lastnight:(830): Details are irrelevant. Come bail us out...
darkangel0410:nhl-lastnight:(901): If he has a beard,...
nhl-lastnight:(818): The cops showed up and one of them got...
nhl-lastnight:(425): My life is pants-optional.
nhl-lastnight:(831): I wear drunk well.
nhl-lastnight:(813): but I only have two emotions: angry and...
nhl-lastnight:(303): I am drunk and aggressive about the...
nhl-lastnight:(817): I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves...
nhl-lastnight:(217): i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgmental prick
nhl-lastnight:(410): Bring beers. The password is “I brought beers” but you can’t
nhl-lastnight:(215): why does every cop we meet know your name?
nhl-lastnight:(515): I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
nhl-lastnight:(703): This guy has a theme song for the joints he rollsThis should be me
nhl-lastnight:(303): WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
nhl-lastnight:(614): I think I’m dead. Also I think I stole $20...
nhl-lastnight:(410): Drunk version of me is like a sleeping...
nhl-lastnight:(505): thank you for holding my vodka while the...
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